The sun shows bright on a painted tin roof
And an anti-Biden flag flapping its proof
That the sun shines the brightest on southern
Hillbilly politics. At least, in terms
Of the few living way out in the sticks
The ones who don’t know how to post their picks
To Facebook and, you know, those silly memes
That make the rednecks go and cream their jeans.
The kind your uncle sends at Christmas time.
You know, the post you liked and shared that time.
You think you can hide what you believe in
And you do believe it strongly. But then,
You wouldn’t dare put a flag on your house.