Have you ever been farted on
By some fool you barely know
On the first week on your new
Job and now you want to go?
.
You know, not leave, but punch the fool
Right in his stupid looking face,
And kick his stupid looking ass
All over the stupid fucking place.
.
And you had to stop yourself from
It because you knew it wasn’t right.
A fool and his fart ain’t enough
To start a stupid fucking fight.
.
Well, of course it is, but there you
Stood right in the camera’s sight.
This stupid farting fool will have
To wait another fucking night.