When Trump Paid His Taxes
It was a mess o’ cotton growin on his plantation
He was forcing Asians into internment camps
Both he and Mrs. Universe were in porns. They loved their porns. It was a big problem
He was sentenced to five years in the penitentiary. How do you think he met his Neo-Nazi friends?
His hands were the right size for his body
He was suffering from a bout of dementia
He died a little inside
He had a full head of hair
His testicles had just dropped
He had DTs for a week
The dinosaurs went extinct
He accidentally clicked pay now
He was attempting to keep welfare funded, so he could keep his welfare fraud rings in business
He was trying to qualify for social security: can’t let free money go to waste
He thought he was just paying the monthly mortgage payment on his mansion
He misunderstood what it meant to be in league with the mafia
He thought he was drunk dialing an ex-girlfriend. His occupation was listed as “Sex Machine”
He was just being stupid because not paying taxes makes you smart
He actually paid his contractors
He had his accountant killed
He put out hits on all the politicians that made it happen
He had just finished wiping his ass with all of that money
He had an attack of conscience
He decided to comb his hair over the swastika tattoo on the top of his head
He was taking dating tips from Bill Cosby
He thought it would help him pick up chicks
He was financing the war in Iraq while he was still for it
He threw his diaper across the room in protest. This happened yesterday. I guess it was a Depends
He vowed to get into politics and change the law, so it can never happen again
He had to self-administer an Epi-Pen to combat his swelling, itching, and shortness of breath
His accountant had misunderstood a joke. The Trump has the best deadpan… don’t know who said it, but it was said
It was actually a bank error in his favor
It made all the papers and should have been great for business
He was still just a punchline
The IRS thought they had a computer virus
His ancestors rolled over in their graves
I hadn’t run out of trump jokes to tell
Who the hell am I kidding? He never paid his taxes
