Wait till you hear what just happened to me.
Something I never expected to do.
I went to the future only to be
Dismissed by the past. He said, “Were closed. Shoo!”
Happy? Not me. He could tell by my face.
I countered him and said, “We don’t include
Your kind here. You’re nothing but a disgrace.”
But he fancied himself a scrappy dude
And threatened me that he might call in the cops.
I said, “You’re old. They won’t listen to you.”
I raised my hand and he begged me to stop.
I said, “I won’t do what you tell me to.”
It pissed me off. I mean… What could I say?
Then, I slapped the shit out of yesterday.