Ears twitch eyes open for a second. Sleeping pup in a world of floors.
The 12 stages of grief.
A low self-image.
An unhealthy fear of fluffy puppies.
Irritable bowel syndrome.
A Wi-Fi connection and access to Twitter.
Sleep deprivation and a lifetime supply of coffee.
A wifebeater and several mustard stains.
Multi colored clown shoes.
A 40 oz. and a bucket of chicken.
Are you live and in most areas?
Autohop through commercials that
Feature the first puppy of your our showroom.
Since 1986, a presidential survey
Of G.O.P. primary voters showed
Trump had a recommendation letter
From the dean of puppy town.