Dear Microsoft Office

Dear Microsoft Office,

The word ‘fart’ is the least offensive of the offensive words I will be writing today. I hope I do not offend your delicate sensibilities. However, you never highlight the word ‘sucks.’ You must have never thought about exactly what I claim you are sucking when I tell you, you suck.

Sincerely,

The Childish Writer Who Likes to Write the Word ‘Fart”