2009 Poem: I’m Slappin’ Yo’ Mama

I’m slappin’ yo’ mama

Running in circles and jumpin’ up and down

I’m slappin’ yo’ mama

Somewhere, nowhere, and everywhere around

I’m slappin’ yo’ mama

Speaking faster at a furious pace

Acting stupidly as I stare into space

I speak so absurdly, my words make no sense

I’m slappin’ yo’ mama

That’s my recompense