I Didn’t Mean to Make Things Awkward

What do you mean,

 I am not the girl you thought I was?

In fact, I’m not even a girl.

You should really consider

Getting your eyes checked.

I have a beard and a bald spot.

And hairy armpits. And a deep voice.

I mean seriously,

What kind of chicks are you into?

It’s fine. I get it.

Every man has his type.

OK. Sorry. I didn’t mean it.

I didn’t mean to make things awkward.

Sure, sure, sure…

I can see that. Yeah…

Yeah, from across the room

It was hard to tell. OK.