As a child, I was always most afraid of spontaneous human combustion. The idea that I might explode into flames at any moment would give me the shivers if ever I was home alone at night. But now that I have learned that anomalous fires are typically caused by the wicking effect, I have trouble believing in anything anymore. Also, it broke my heart to find out that crop circles are simply hillbilly art projects done under cover of darkness. But I still tell my son that Santa is a real thing even though I know one day he will know the truth and realize I am just a liar as well.
The right believe in shows
That form conspiracy and the little tree.
We will start
Conspiratorial spring trees
And resolve to revolve
In the three central
But maybe, conspiracy theories say,
The traveler prepared the team fishing boat.
Each repeat conspiracy
Ran around 60 plus
On offense in a wide variety of conservatives
Who believe in a musical tale
Of three out-of-his-hands touchdowns by Malik Hickman.
Would meet with conspiracy theorists
That led a public appropriately cautious in motions.
The gaudy dinner plate blooms
Of the hardy hibiscus, may be
A big source of disappointment.
Welcome to our second issue of the medallion
Where Gomilion, one of them from one of those spots
On Highway 427, said the Fulbright U.S. student award—
If any are to be awarded—are filed at a later date
Set by the judge’s poll in 2011.
Kati, our first Fulbright student, has been riding the judge,
William Barnett previously Watkins 47 of Road 383.
Conspiracy theorists such as Mike Huckabee at 17
Cited unsubstantiated students
Including our recent Fulbright winner
Who have brought their intellect to the comments
You might expect to overhear at honors house.
Conspiracies shuddered in fear for associating
With matter forty-two. Roughly, theories can be
A coping buffet table as they enter
The First United Methodist Church.
No, I think he called Melvin
One of the fliers to the column of the local burg.
But I couldn’t be sure about each of the stone pillars
That separated this world from the next.
The Ahyunte Church’s Children’s Committee
Was starlight poured over a fist.
They thumb on his brunch at the church.
And they were exceeded by far.