October Poem 5 Tweet Poem #HalloweenIn5Words



Overpriced trash bags for costumes

Holly shit! There’s free candy

When crossdressing is social acceptable

Pedophiles and furies working together

Running over kids with cars

Dress like a slut day

Get drunk and dress up

Free pass for racial insensitivity

Candy apples are for suckers

King sized candy bars only

Don’t be such a pig

Poison and razorblades in candy

The devil’s den of diabetes

I’m not giving you candy