Language as a Foreign Language

Fahrvergnugen

Means earwax

In Spanish.

Do not whisper this word

Near a native speaker.

Its rude.

Only,

Its not

Properly translated.

Harry Glasscock

I go by Harrold.

Some admire my

Sticking with

Traditional form.

Passive aggressives

Always call me Harry.

Aggressives ask if it

Got shot off in the war,

Or why I insist on

Wearing a merkin.

Before you think

I have it bad, realize,

My wife insisted

We name our daughter

Anita.