Here is an oldie but goodie from December 2015.
I go by Harrold.
Some admire my
Sticking with
Traditional form.
Passive aggressives
Always call me Harry.
Aggressives ask if it
Got shot off in the war,
Or why I insist on
Wearing a merkin.
Before you think
I have it bad, realize,
My wife insisted
We name our daughter
Anita.