You smell like feet for a moment,
But I’ll be sweet for a moment.
And I just won’t tell you
Because I think that it’s polite.
.
You must have cheese stuffed in your ears
Or skunk juice dripping from your tears
Because I just can’t stand
The smell that is around you.
.
I’ll burn some sage for an hour.
I’ll ask if you want to take a shower.
But even if you ask,
I just won’t tell the truth.
.
Do you see the pain in my lying eyes?
Does my averted nose take you by surprise?
Did you ever think
That I would do something to hurt you?
.
You smell like feet for a moment,
But I’ll be sweet for a moment.
And I just won’t tell you
Because I think that it’s polite.