I know I told you the dog farted
Every time you realized the smell started.
Blaming him was bad,
And you really got mad.
And my dog is now dearly departed.
.
But had you been told it was me
Willy-nilly letting them free,
—But how could you not know
Eating beans and froyo—
Would I also rest under that tree?
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A limerick is a five-line poem where the first, second, and fifth lines are long and the third and fourth lines are short. There seems to be quite a lot of variation between the examples of limericks that I have seen. But the long lines tend to be eight, nine, or ten syllables in length, and the short lines tend to be five, six, or seven syllables in length. Typically, the three long lines rhyme with each other and the two short lines rhyme with each other. But the rhyme scheme is subject to change on the whim of the poet. Limericks are often humorous poems consisting of a single stanza. However, they don’t have to be funny and limericks can be linked together in multiple stanzas to form a longer poem. If you want to learn more about limericks or any other poetry term, you can check out the Glossary of Poetic Terms at Poetry Foundation here: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/learn/glossary-terms?letter=L
Very Funny!
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Thank you. 😀
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I love your limericks. Reminds me of a cat we had when we first got married. We fed him the cheapest cat food we could find and he continually bombed us with his farts!
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How funny! I know that dogs are infamous for farting. But I had never heard that about cats. I do know you don’t want to be around when they use the cat box though. lol 😀
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Oh, cats are just as bad as dog from time to time. :>)
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lol 😀
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