Oh, damn it. I guess I hit three minutes instead of thirty seconds.
Is my coffee going to taste like shit? I think I have to find out.
It is so goddamned hot I just might burn my fucking lips off my face.
It’s not so bad. It just tastes a little flat like hot bitter water.
Maybe the spilled coffee will clean the burnt food out of the microwave.
Lord knows, nobody gives a shit about cleaning anything in here.