A Hot Cup of Whatever the Hell That Is

I like my coffee with cream and a little murderous mushroom powder.

It helps drive out the impurities of modern life. Take a sip, would you?

The gagging and spitting is just your bodies way to tell you it’s working.

There. Take another drink you gotta get it while it’s good and hot. You like?

Just wait until you finish vomiting blood. You will be right as rain.

Don’t worry. I’m making me one. I’ll join you. Just give me a quick sec.

There you go. Finish it up. I’m giving myself a double. You wouldn’t believe

The day I had at work. I’m gonna relax with a couple big cups.

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