Cops that he stopped from parading through the
Happy night. Dressed in white with green trim
Riding his neck as a bowtie. He
Is the leprechaun giving away his
Sister. The wedding of Memphis barbeque and blues.
The drinking in the night while walking
Over broken down hotel lobby floors. Two six
Packs of competing Octoberfest brews
Hanging open the doors for
Every snippet of Willie Nelson song
Ringing out tone deaf titty complements.