Elisha expressed his deepest remorse.
Eaten by bears too harsh a punishment.
Jesus in for questioning on
Reports that Lazarus faked his own death.
God to be held up as a deadbeat dad.
Mary claims she never received a dime.
One family nets world’s largest welfare check:
Government to revoke tax-free status
Of each Christian, Muslim, and Jewish church
In that historians have shown that God
And Abraham conspired to defraud.
He had children both by wife and handmaid.
Multiple nations under one head of
Household. On one welfare account.