Start with pure agave Tequila and
Its hint of pepper. Mix it with the warm
Bite of ginger beer poured over ice in
A tall glass. Garnish the rim with a lime
Wedge. Squeeze the lime into the drink and drop
In the husk. Take a sip. The fizz tickles
Your nose as you stifle a sneeze each time
You refill your glass. You would think you would
Learn. Each time your drink is more Tequila
Less ginger beer. And you are drinking this
Because you are too drunk to keep making
That gourmet margarita recipe
You ripped off from the Food Network website.
And you thought your fiends wouldn’t find you out.