Cunts that taste like mustard?
Are we talking hot and sweet,
Or brown and spicy
With the earthy hit of turmeric?
Horseradish or none?
It is very important to know
How horsey you think a cunt should be.
What about hot Chinese mustard?
You know a little goes a long way.
It could burn out your taste buds
And leave you unable to differentiate
Between all others.
But a little in the bottom of your bowl
Mixed liberally with soy sauce
It becomes a savory delight
Suitable for dipping all of your
Favorite Asian dishes.
It brightens up eggrolls, chicken on a stick,
And all those questionable sushi rolls
That really shouldn’t be
On the Chinese buffet anyway.
It is even great on the deep fried
Apple pie pockets that you mistook
For a chicken or pork filled dumpling.
It is so good that you might even
Find yourself licking it straight off your fingers.