Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec,
And any other liquor you can dream up
All in equal parts leaving an overwhelming gin taste
Covered up by lemon juice and sugar,
Crammed into the left over glass.
Yellow, brown, green, red, blue, purple.
Long Island, Long Beach, Georgia,
California, Miami, Hawaiian, Caribbean Iced Tea,
Tokyo Tea, Three Mile Island Iced Tea,
Walk Me Down, Code Blue, Screaming Blue,
Blue Fucker, Blue Motherfucker, Adios Motherfucker.
Hawaiian Iced Tea or Grateful Dead
Top with Chambord if you have it handy
But cranberry and blue curacao can fake it.
The real one, fruity and cloying, but the fake one,
Made with a hint of bitterness, adds presentational flair.
Blue and red with a swirling central expanse,
A vortex from magenta to violet to fuchsia,
A flower in full bloom suspended in the glass
Circling, fading, mixing to purple Cool-Aid,
The grape drank for college party crowd.