The Times wrote, in March,
The website Infowars
Presumably engaged three little trees
And sat holding treasure
In the forgotten woodpile it supports.
Then, the first little tree wanted to be severed
To form the pretty tables.
The first tree was murdered
Because he was ineligible.
June Schoolar had shown
A selection of figurines
Portraying images from a folktale
In which the second tree knew
He was generally pleased
About beams yanked from Mr. Jones
To correlate for Trump politically.
How well did the third little tree do
With its attraction toward belief
In conspiracies? It carried claim
That thousands served in this degree.
But not when mom or Melvin sat
Down on the rock and watched.