95% Tomato Meter

Dear Rotten Tomatoes,

.

You promised a “critically acclaimed

Action spectacular,” Certified Fresh.

But you delivered Snowpiercer,

A disconnected series of bullet wounds

And bloody stumps. How does

A broken narrative run on rails?

A global warming ice age and

An eternal train carrying

The last of humanity,

Is almost as hard to swallow

As your glowing review.

.

Sincerely,

.

Bored To Death.

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